carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen